Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Roll Tide 123015-A1: Watch out low flying Angels!


USA FIREWORKS
Highway 181, Fairhope, Alabama

Crimson Tide Nation Faithful,

First!

Let me warn any low flying Angels that The University of Alabama Crimson Tide Football Team is playing tomorrow night in Dallas, Texas for the opportunity to play again for the Sacred Sweet 16th National Championship and it is New Year's eve in Fairhope, Alabama so if their are any Angels planning to fly low over Fairhope, Alabama or for that matter The State of Alabama- please see the BEAR for a list of Alabama Fans that might just have the same idea I do!

I plan to fire a Mortar each time The University of Alabama Crimson Tide scores tomorrow night and this volley from the faithful may go on well into the morning hours of New Year's Day!

Welcome to The Church of The Alabama Crimson Tide!

1. Our Holy Land is in Tuscaloosa, Alabama!

2. Our Main Church is Located in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on Holy Land also know as The University of Alabama!

3. The Sanctuary is inside the confines of Bryant-Denny Stadium or where-ever we may choose after the official Seasons are over my Brethren until another Trophy is in the case and that includes you Ladies on our Championship Ladies Teams!

*4. Archives of what our Church Believes is Located in The Coach Paul William "The Bear" Bryant Museum!


Pre-Service Music and Post-Service Music may be heard planet wide at the following internet Link:


*I might note that there have been many Pope's of our great Church but at this time and hopefully for many years to come it will remain his Holiness Coach Nick Saban!

NOTE:

*You are NOT allowed to leave a Service if you can Speak or Hear!

* Their are "Officially" 5 Saints that have reached the status of Sainthood in The Church of the Alabama "Crimson Tide" the most famous of all having been Coach Paul "BEAR" Bryant who according to Legend actually walked on Water!

"It is NOT a requirement I might note in The Church of The Alabama "Crimson Tide" that you may attain Saint-Hood only after death! I think the requirements should pretty clear Brethren that one Saint Nick only has to continue to win National championships!

Brethren this is getting ridiculous- If you have won a National Championship of any kind be you man or woman you are "Officially Sainted at The University of Alabama and that's about it yall!"

Peace and Love my Brethren until next time!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Roll Tide!!!!

Roll Tide 123015-A: 2006 ATT Cotton Bowl - Alabama vs. Texas Tech


Alabama Nation Faithful,

Aren't yall happy we aint in the same Cotton Bowl?

I know you are and I am too!

Peace, Love and The Crimson Tide to yall!

Floyd Clifton Wooley


Roll Tide!!

Monday, December 28, 2015

Roll Tide 122815-A: Bengals vs Broncos!


Ben-Gal Cheerleaders - Steelers at Bengals

Alabama Nation Faithful,

Tonight's Pre-Play-Off game Worship Service will be held in Mile High Stadium out in Denver, Colorado complete with Bengal Cheerleaders and everything including Alabama's own A. J. McCarron at Starting Quartback!

Friend's for Pre-Worship Service Music- please visit:


DENVER, Colo. _ On a Sunday they didn’t even take a snap as they prepared for Monday’s AFC showdown (8:30 p.m.-Cincinnati’s Channel 5 and ESPN), the Bengals enjoyed one of their more remarkable days in recent memory when the Ravens stunned the Steelers, 20-17, in Baltimore, and old friend Ryan Fitzpatrick engineered an overtime victory over the Patriots in New Jersey for the Jets.
The Ravens’ win gave the Bengals their second AFC North title  in three years, their third in seven seasons, and the fourth under head coach Marvin Lewis.
Not only that, Lewis saw his two ex-coordinators make the NFC playoffs this weekend. Washington head coach Jay Gruden, who coordinated the Bengals offense from 2011-13, steered his team to a Wild Card berth on Saturday night and then in the Sunday night game Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer, the Bengals defensive coordinator from 2008-2013, joined him with a rout of the Giants.  
The 11-3 Bengals, now assured of a Wild Card Game at Paul Brown Stadium in two weeks, need a win over the Broncos to get a bye into the divisional round on Jan. 16-17. With the Jets’ overtime win over the Patriots, they can knock the Steelers out of the postseason next week with a victory over the Bills.
“We are happy to win the North again. We respect what a challenge it is to win each year,” said left tackleAndrew Whitworth, who has been there for the three latest titles. “But we set out this season with much bigger goals than a division championship. So our focus remains the same.”
The Patriots can wrap up the top seed and home-field advantage with a win in Miami next Sunday.  Since the Bengals have a one-game lead on the 10-4 Broncos, they could lose Monday and still get the No. 2 seed if Cincinnati beats the Ravens in the regular-season finale next Sunday at PBS and the Broncos lose to the Chargers at home. Or, if the Chiefs win at home against Oakland and Denver loses.
And they really want that first or second seed. The Ravens’ win came between practice and dinner for the Bengals, so a lot of them were at lunch. Whitworth was  one of them and his group watched the win, but it was not a champagne moment.
“It’s just a check mark on a much bigger goal,” Whitworth said.
Article courtesy of Geoff Hobson
Peace, Love and Roll Tide A. J.!
Floyd Clifton Wooley

Roll Tide!!!!





Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Roll Tide 122315-A: 1988 Alabama vs Texas A&M: "The Hurricane Bowl"



Alabama Nation Faithful,

In hindsight the decision to move this game to December was a brilliant move by his Holiness Coach Bill Curry of The Alabama Crimson Tide!

What better than a Hurricane party in Alabama on Holy ground than in December to Celebrate a Victory against one of our Own!

It sure made up for the brick through the Window!

I think this Victory is what inspired me to visit Tampa for the 1st time to see The Crimson Tide play Michigan in a Bowl in a Stadium that doesn't exist anymore- i sure don't remember the name1

I do remember that Million dollar Band marching in under the Stadium though with a their chilling rendition of Roll Tide barely audible as they slowly marched onto the field that made you wanna say "Praise Jesus" we are at the Bowl Game!

The next year his Holiness Coach Bill Curry had us in New Orlean's at the Sugar Bowl to play Miami!

Peace, Love and The Crimson Tide to you all!

Floyd Clifton Wooley


Roll Tide!!

*Note: I just happen to be a Coach Bill Curry Fan!


Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Roll Tide 122215-A: 1996 Alabama vs Auburn Final Drive (Eli Gold Call)



Alabama Nation Faithful,

I must have been Celebrating the Victory over Auburn when his Holiness Coach Stallings announced his retirement because I knew from meeting him in person at a WKSJ radio Banquet that Coach Stallings wanted to win 70 games in 7 years!

Peace, Love and The Crimson Tide to you all!

Floyd Clifton Wooley


Roll Tide!!

Monday, December 21, 2015

Roll Tide 122115-A: Alabama Mens Basketball vs Oregon!


Bama Nation,

Coach Johnson's Crimson Tide Air-Force will try to shoot down some Oregon Ducks tonight on the U!

Read all about it at:


Prior to tonights sermon visit:


To Listen to some Pre-Service Music!

Tonight's Service has been moved to Birmingham to give thanks for the Vulcan!

Peace and love until next time from the Lower Alabama Church of The Crimson Tide!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Roll Tide!!!






Sunday, December 20, 2015

Roll Tide 122015-A: Welcome...



Crimson Tide Nation Faithful,

Welcome to The Church of The Alabama Crimson Tide!

1. Our Holy Land is in Tuscaloosa, Alabama!

2. Our Main Church is Located in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on Holy Land also know as The University of Alabama!

*3. The Sanctuary is inside the confines of Bryant-Denny Stadium!

4. Archives of what our Church Believes is Located in The Coach Paul William "The Bear" Bryant Museum!

*5. To Officially join this denomination you have to have an Officially Licsensed LOGO Tattoo located somewhere on your body or just be a damn Season Ticket holder!"

6. A Warning to ISIS, ISIL or whatever the Hell they call themselves! In Alabama we don't quit until we Win! So mess with BAMA and there will be a black hole all the way to the oil that was once below your scum bag feet in Syria and or Iraq that glows "Crimson!"

No offense to our Muslim Friends meant in anyway shape or form - General Schwartzkopf Loved the Middle East and if he did then most any Alabama man would too!

Civilians have 24 hours to get out of the Capital of what-ever it is that ISIS or ISIL calls it and they better too if they mess with BAMA!

Even if we have to go over the President of The United States of America and use forces based in The State of Alabama yall will be smoking!

Peace and Love my Brethren!

That ends today's sermon so we can go watch some football and pull for own!

The music for each and every one of our worship services is located on the following website:


*I might note that there have been many Pope's of our great Church but at this time and hopefully for many years to come it will remain his Holiness Coach Nick Saban!

*Note: 

*#3 You are NOT allowed to leave a Service if you can Speak or Hear!

*#5 Only applies if you haven't had "2" Ladies that are of age and NOT related to you to at least one game in your life-time- bring the "2" Ladies and your in Man! That's our official Baptism- NO need to go swimming!

 Once you have been to Bryant-Denny you might have ear problems anyway so to prevent having to visit an ENT just don't go swimming!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Roll Tide!!!!





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