Crimson Tide Nation Faithful,
Welcome to The Church of The Alabama Crimson Tide!
1. Our Holy Land is in Tuscaloosa, Alabama!
2. Our Main Church is Located in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on Holy Land also know as The University of Alabama!
*3. The Sanctuary is inside the confines of Bryant-Denny Stadium!
4. Archives of what our Church Believes is Located in The Coach Paul William "The Bear" Bryant Museum!
*5. To Officially join this denomination you have to have an Officially Licsensed LOGO Tattoo located somewhere on your body or just be a damn Season Ticket holder!"
6. A Warning to ISIS, ISIL or whatever the Hell they call themselves! In Alabama we don't quit until we Win! So mess with BAMA and there will be a black hole all the way to the oil that was once below your scum bag feet in Syria and or Iraq that glows "Crimson!"
No offense to our Muslim Friends meant in anyway shape or form - General Schwartzkopf Loved the Middle East and if he did then most any Alabama man would too!
Civilians have 24 hours to get out of the Capital of what-ever it is that ISIS or ISIL calls it and they better too if they mess with BAMA!
Even if we have to go over the President of The United States of America and use forces based in The State of Alabama yall will be smoking!
Peace and Love my Brethren!
That ends today's sermon so we can go watch some football and pull for own!
The music for each and every one of our worship services is located on the following website:
*I might note that there have been many Pope's of our great Church but at this time and hopefully for many years to come it will remain his Holiness Coach Nick Saban!
*Note:
*#3 You are NOT allowed to leave a Service if you can Speak or Hear!
*#5 Only applies if you haven't had "2" Ladies that are of age and NOT related to you to at least one game in your life-time- bring the "2" Ladies and your in Man! That's our official Baptism- NO need to go swimming!
Once you have been to Bryant-Denny you might have ear problems anyway so to prevent having to visit an ENT just don't go swimming!
Floyd Clifton Wooley
Roll Tide!!!!
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