USA FIREWORKS
Highway 181, Fairhope, Alabama
Crimson Tide Nation Faithful,
First!
Let me warn any low flying Angels that The University of Alabama Crimson Tide Football Team is playing tomorrow night in Dallas, Texas for the opportunity to play again for the Sacred Sweet 16th National Championship and it is New Year's eve in Fairhope, Alabama so if their are any Angels planning to fly low over Fairhope, Alabama or for that matter The State of Alabama- please see the BEAR for a list of Alabama Fans that might just have the same idea I do!
I plan to fire a Mortar each time The University of Alabama Crimson Tide scores tomorrow night and this volley from the faithful may go on well into the morning hours of New Year's Day!
Welcome to The Church of The Alabama Crimson Tide!
1. Our Holy Land is in Tuscaloosa, Alabama!
2. Our Main Church is Located in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on Holy Land also know as The University of Alabama!
3. The Sanctuary is inside the confines of Bryant-Denny Stadium or where-ever we may choose after the official Seasons are over my Brethren until another Trophy is in the case and that includes you Ladies on our Championship Ladies Teams!
*4. Archives of what our Church Believes is Located in The Coach Paul William "The Bear" Bryant Museum!
Pre-Service Music and Post-Service Music may be heard planet wide at the following internet Link:
*I might note that there have been many Pope's of our great Church but at this time and hopefully for many years to come it will remain his Holiness Coach Nick Saban!
NOTE:
*You are NOT allowed to leave a Service if you can Speak or Hear!
* Their are "Officially" 5 Saints that have reached the status of Sainthood in The Church of the Alabama "Crimson Tide" the most famous of all having been Coach Paul "BEAR" Bryant who according to Legend actually walked on Water!
"It is NOT a requirement I might note in The Church of The Alabama "Crimson Tide" that you may attain Saint-Hood only after death! I think the requirements should pretty clear Brethren that one Saint Nick only has to continue to win National championships!
Brethren this is getting ridiculous- If you have won a National Championship of any kind be you man or woman you are "Officially Sainted at The University of Alabama and that's about it yall!"
Peace and Love my Brethren until next time!
Floyd Clifton Wooley
Roll Tide!!!!
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